So this is a blog. . .
So I'm gonna be honest here. I crave your attention. I'm probably not going to get it, but I'm going to pretend that you love me a lot. That being said, here's the reason I'm here.
I cannot do anything.
I'm basically a little lump on the planet. I like to be productive, but somehow that never happens. Today I wanted to be really creative, so I pulled out my overly-decorated sketch pad and started drawing nothing. Then I pulled out my chic journal and wrote the alphabet. It was all very productive. So I was talking to my best friend ((AKA my mom)) and she suggested I do some "journaling" about myself and what I know.
All I know is that I know nothing. So this is what my blog will be about. Pretty neat.
When I was around 11 or 12, I started imagining that I was a sister of the Curtis brother's from the book The Outsiders. I've done that ever since. Except with tons of different things. Law and Order SVU, The OC, Grounded for Life, etc. Lately it's been Criminal Minds. But I can't ever decide whether or not I want to be like, Morgan's little sister, or his lover.
You may have guessed, I have no lover. I blame this on the fact of no father. My mom's are lesbians. My biological mom was artificially inseminated. My other mom was the same with my older sister. They are not together anymore.
I like older guys. Especially this guy at my work. He's amazing. He said I was pretty. He's practically engaged. Boo hoo me.
My guess is that if you've actually stuck around, you're unsure whether or not to laugh. Do it. I hope I make you laugh. Or at least make you feel better about yourself. ;)
I'm not usually this bitter IRL. However, isn't that the point of a blog? To show the side of you that you can't be IRL? I'm not sure I get what I'm doing yet.
Criminal Minds is ending now. It's time to go to bed and pretend Morgan saves me.
Or has sex with me.
I haven't decided yet.
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